Monday, October 15, 2007

Ten Reasons Why You Must Quit Smoking

It may sound like a nag, but as a position of an ex smoker, I'm telling you smoking makes you a drug addict. For most cases, many of us doesn't seem to mind the tag and you thought that you could quit anytime you want.

You must already know that smoking is 'bad' for you and I am not going to mention Lung cancer, the usual suspects of smoking. You will probably figure out that you will get around to quit smoking before you reach the point, or is it?

Here are the 'straight in your face' reasons WHY you must quit smoking

  1. You stink.
    But, you don’t know that, cos you’re so used to it you don’t smell it anymore. And I’m not just talking about your breath. Your hair, your clothes, your skin, your house, your car– even if you don’t smoke in it – it all stank.

  2. You don’t look cool or sexy.
    Hey did you know
    that Marlboro Man is out? Smoking is out for the hip crowd. When the hip crowd looks at you, you remind them of an era when Marlboro Man was cool, with all those cowboy outfit. You reminds them of a caveman who lives in the past and refuses to update your life.

  3. Welcome, 2nd class citizen
    You can’t smoke in theaters, you can’t smoke in restaurants, you can’t smoke in your office building, you can’t smoke at the bus stop, you can’t smoke within 30 feet of a public building, you can’t smoke on a plane, you can’t smoke in most of your friends homes.

    There the only place you could smoke was huddling outside in the cold, jumping like a kangaroo or seek solace with your smoking buddies.

    If you are still awake and realized what hit you, quit smoking and welcome back to first class.

  4. Wrinkled like a prune
    So what if you are smearing SPF 5000 and eat all the organics veggies? Sorry to disappoint you, you are going to shrivel up and wrinkle like a prune, it's part of smoking package.

  5. You are going Broke
    What’s it cost for a carton these days? Ferrari? Two Lambo? It’s insane how much Big Tobacco is making off of you and you are quietly bleeding your money to stuff cash in their pockets. Clever and smart choice while Big Tobacco keep boosting your outdated ego with the Marlboro Man. Do you really have nothing better to spend that kind of cash on?

  6. Zero dates and pick up
    Now you know the true reason why you fail miserably in pick up lines at the bar or dating.

  7. Your food tastes like crap.
    And I bet you don’t even know it, cos your taste buds have gone bonkers. You think something tastes good now? Quit smoking for a few months and you’ll wake up one day and realize how much better food really taste like.

  8. Your finger nails are turning yellow.
    Imagine yourself chatting up a lovely young woman over coffee. As far as you can tell, she’s hot and perfect. You think you could marry this chick. She likes you, too. So much so, she reaches across the table and pats your hand. You look down, totally psyched – this girl wants you! And then you see it – tar stained, brownish-yellow fingers. How sexy is girlfriend now?

  9. You can’t smell roses
    You can’t. Which is why you’re walking around reeking of Davidoff – cos you have no idea a little dab would have done you.

  10. making Big Tobacco execs filthy stinking rich
    maybe I should explain this? because the reason you are making others filthy stinking rich while you are worrying and stressing yourself over mortgage debts, credit cards debts with a cigarette hanging over your mouth, no?

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